愚人節(jié)馬上就要到了，你是準(zhǔn)備好“整人”還是等待“被整”了呢?今天小編來(lái)跟大家分享一下愚人節(jié)用英語(yǔ)說(shuō)祝福語(yǔ)有哪些？趕緊來(lái)學(xué)習(xí)吧 。
1、because of you, i believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a mianmianzhizhong traction. now i want to say is that i shangbeizi. what is built nie ah?!
因?yàn)槟悖蚁嘈琶\(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆?，F(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是……我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!”
2、also known as the bricks and mortar boards infants bricks, the old beijing is the most characteristic of the cultural heritageof one of a lethal strong, and easy-to-carry concealed, not weapons, and other characteristics,…… shoot you use the most appropriate!
磚頭又稱(chēng)板兒磚，是老北京最有特點(diǎn)的文化遺產(chǎn)之一，具有殺傷力強(qiáng)，易于攜帶隱蔽性高，不算兇器等多種特點(diǎn)，所以……拍你用它最合適!
3、psychological test: if you and the cowardrace, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beastyou are beasts; beast than you! happy april fool's day!
心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
4、my love, you take my breath away.what have you stepped in to smell this way?
愛(ài)人啊，你簡(jiǎn)直讓我窒息，
5、你在哪沾上的一身臭氣?
i want to feel your sweet embrace;
6、but don’t take that paper bag off your face.
我渴望你溫柔的擁抱，但別把你臉上的面具摘掉。
7、i thought that i could love no other–that is until i met your brother.
曾以為一生只愛(ài)你一個(gè)，直到遇見(jiàn)你的二表哥。
8、i love your smile, your face, and your eyes， damn, i’m good at telling lies!
我愛(ài)你的明眸，你的臉龐，你的微笑，媽的，我真是說(shuō)謊不打草稿!
9、i see your face when i am dreaming that’s why i always wake up screaming.
你的容顏依稀入夢(mèng)境，于是我在尖叫中驚醒。
10、kind, intelligent, loving and hot;this describes everything you are not.
善良、聰慧、多情而性感，可惜這些你一條都不占。
11、notice: aprilfool's day approaching, on april 1 you receive text messages are bogus, meaning exactly opposite, please pay attention. following is the first: you are handsome styles yushulinfeng beauty of the blossoming devilbuild lover!
通告：愚人節(jié)來(lái)臨，4月1 日您收到的短信均為假的，意思正好截然相反，敬請(qǐng)留意。以下是第一條：您是英俊瀟灑玉樹(shù)臨風(fēng)貌美如花魔鬼身材的大眾情人!
12、shaceng said: i have 16 change! journey said: i have 32 change! wukong said: i am 72 changed! in his tang seng: nishi on the treatment, you change a phone call, i saw how other people look at monsters with phone messages? happy april fool's day!
沙僧說(shuō)：我有16變!八戒說(shuō)：我有32變!悟空說(shuō)：我有72變!唐僧大怒：西天路上也沒(méi)見(jiàn)你們變個(gè)電話，看人家妖怪都拿手機(jī)看短信呢!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
13、Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day!
心理測(cè)試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快;2一樣快;3你比狗熊慢。答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸;2你就是禽獸;3你禽獸不如!愚人節(jié)快樂(lè)!
14、In my eyes, you will always be looked carefree, and eating with relish is always, sleep is always Hanran sleep…… I really envy you know, Oh! Sometimes think, as you do so pigs are very good!
在我眼里，你看上去永遠(yuǎn)是無(wú)憂(yōu)無(wú)慮，吃飯永遠(yuǎn)是津津有味，睡覺(jué)永遠(yuǎn)是酣然入睡……我真羨慕你呀，唉!有時(shí)候想想，像你那樣做頭豬也挺好的!
15、after dinner seven commandment: i quit smoking, quit immediatelyeat two fruits, three ring relaxedbelt, the four immediately quit drinking, wujiebaibu walk, bathe immediately quit six, seven quit immediately to sleep! journey: remember?
飯后七戒：一戒吸煙，二戒馬上吃水果，三戒放松褲帶，四戒立即喝茶，五戒百步走，六戒立即洗澡，七戒立即睡覺(jué)!八戒：記住了嗎? some people see you today, you still as charming, wearing a checked 16、vest, manyouyou to walk, a detached look comfortable, it is lovely to that. you really do not know how that is saiguo rabbit?
今天有人看見(jiàn)你了，你還是那樣迷人，穿著格子背心，慢悠悠地走著，一副超然自在的樣子，實(shí)在是可愛(ài)極了。真不知你當(dāng)年是怎么賽過(guò)兔子的?
17、If you look ugly, call 110 if you build well, call 120 if you temper bad, call 119 if you feel beautiful, call my cell phone and elaborated……
如果你長(zhǎng)得難看，請(qǐng)打110;如果你身材不好，請(qǐng)打120;如果你脾氣不好，請(qǐng)打119;如果你覺(jué)得自己漂亮，請(qǐng)打我手機(jī)，詳談……
18、Because you, I believe in fate, perhaps all this are doomed to heaven, having a Mianmianzhizhong traction. Now I want to say is that I Shangbeizi--what is built Nie ah? !
因?yàn)槟?，我相信命運(yùn)的安排，也許這一切都是上天注定，冥冥之中牽引著我倆。現(xiàn)在的我想說(shuō)的是——我上輩子是造了什么孽啊?!
